In case you haven’t heard, constantly defaulting to the missionary position with your escort can get a bit dull. After all, the essence of sexual encounters is to revel in the excitement between the sheets! While the Kama Sutra is a fantastic resource for discovering new positions, it might be wise to bypass some of the more peculiar and uncomfortable ones:
The Bridge
This position involves the man assuming a bridge-like posture, bending backward and arching, while the escort rides on top. Unless you’re a seasoned yoga enthusiast or fancy the idea of testing your spinal limits, this position is strongly discouraged.
The High Leg
In this stance, you and your escort stand face to face, with her lifting her leg onto your shoulder as penetration occurs. This position is effective only if your escort finds pleasure in the discomfort of assuming a half-split while engaging in intimate activities.
The Wheelbarrow
Your escort places her hands on the floor while you lift her legs high on both sides, penetrating from behind. It’s likely that both of you will tire quickly and collapse into a fit of laughter due to the impracticality of this position.
The Propeller
Similar to the missionary position but facing backward, this pose involves you straddling your escort while guiding penetration. It’s intricate and uncomfortably challenging.
The Ape
Lie on your back, bring your knees to your chest, and have your escort sit directly on your penis while leaning back on your feet. Just be cautious not to accidentally kick her off in this precarious position!
After exploring these rather unconventional Kama Sutra positions, you might find comfort in sticking with what you know. If you’re feeling adventurous, go ahead and experiment, but consider this fair warning—we told you so!